Wednesday, September 05, 2007

All I'm Sayin' Is: Padma Lakshmi

All I'm sayin' is that the tall, lithe and beautiful snob di cucina Padma Lakshmi may happen to be known "internationally as an actress, food expert, model, award-winning writer" with "a new cookbook" and the host of Bravo's successful series "Top Chef," but, she has clod-hopping flipper planks the size of surfboards which are tipped by the longest-ass (and grippy) sloth toes that--at the very sight of them--make anyone's regular, cute toes curl to the point of paralysis. Nevermind the fact that they're less equipped for walking and more equipped for flingin' poo at zoo visitors.

So, there's that. It's all I'm sayin'.
As you were.

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