Monday, September 10, 2007


A broad walks to the Korean deli for a little sustenance after a wild night on the town. She buys a 4-serving sized box of Hot Pockets, a 16 oz bag of Pizza Combos, and a small orange Gatorade. She microwaves 3 of the 4 hotpockets at 60 seconds each and consumes them with the Gatorade before falling into bed at 5 a.m. She awakens at noon, covered in a half-bag of Pizza Combos, and eats the remaining Hot Pocket for "breakfast." How wasted was the broad?

1 comment:

Del-V said...

At least you made it home. You could have woken up on a bus to Ohio. That's only a 3.5 out of 5.