Tuesday, August 15, 2006

One Or Two Things Will Happen

In your life, you will either

  1. Give up
  2. Sell out

There is no number 3.

Feel free to share this uplifting philosophy with others, but not without giving me due credit. Every gem on this blog is copyrighted because I said so.

16 comments:

newbluebaby said...

1. Shape Up
2. Ship Out

Valerie said...

1. Like it
2. Leave it

newbluebaby said...

1. My Way
2. Highway

Some Guy said...

1. Lead
2. Follow
3. Get out of the way

When I hear this, I obstruct.
(courtesy of George Carlin)

Nina Paley said...

3. Succeed on your own terms, but by then you're so bitter and exhausted by the fight you might as well be dead.

anne altman said...

1. pick it
2. lick it
3. stick it

Janet said...

Unless you consider number 3 the dreaded combination of 1 and 2, that is.:(

Sharon Shiner said...

4. Flick It

Elizabeth said...

1. stop
2. drop
3. roll

SmF732 said...

Shit or get off the pot!

SmF732 said...

Fish or cut bait.

Creepy said...

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em

ThoseAreMyBoobsNotMyEyes said...

1. Use it
2. Loose it
3. Wear it out

Carolyn said...

1.) Improvise
2.) Adapt
3.) Overcome

4.) Use the redundant combination of a period and parenthesis after numbers when making lists.

anne altman said...

5.) will do

sorry i missed speigeltent, carolyn

Del-V said...

1. Paper
2. Plastic