Saturday, October 25, 2008

Success Is:

Being able to afford to pay someone else to clean my house. What must that be like? To be that successful? I can only imagine:

DREAM SEQUENCE (cue that dream sequence music, please)

The public: I hear you're really successful, Anne. What are you doing with your success?

Anne: Not cleaning my own house, bitches!

What's your idea of success?

8 comments:

piglet said...

I would like a maid and a hot gardener please.

anne altman said...

hi, piglet. we missed you.

-anne and doodle

anne altman said...

lies.

-dOOdLe

Sans Pantaloons said...

To reach the end of my life alive.

Anonymous said...

having my own personal gardener. I'm not picky.

Anonymous said...

ssshhhhh, the FBI is after Sans Pantaloons. Don't tell him I told you!

I don't think he'll get his wish.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me M'am. We're looking for a big yellow rotund guy with a dodgy eye. Have you seen anyone here fitting that description?

There's a reward. . .

Del-V said...

I want a chauffer. Or a robot car that drives itself and fights crime. That's success.