OH God, I heard the rumor that this happens but I was hoping that it was an "old wives tale". Apparently not, huh?
Your unfortunate circumstances bring me such joy. I'm sorry. And thank you.
It needn't be, but it probably will be. The rest of your life, as far as I can tell, will be ruled by ass and the things that come out of it. 4 years in, that's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.
I'll never forget the day that I finally caved to the pain and emailed my two birthing coaches (my sister and my best friend) with my confession. The subject heading of the email? "MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!" Ah... sweet memories.
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