Friday, February 05, 2010

You Know You're Pregnant When

  1. Your period stops
  2. You feel queasy
  3. You grow a belly
  4. Something within that belly moves around a la Alien
  5. Your walk turns into a waddle
  6. Oh, and most important: A guy passes you on the sidewalk with, "Pregnant!"


Who needs to buy a Clearblue Easy test when you've got that guy tellin' you what time it is?


love, jenn said...

i aM nAMeD aFteR aliEN aNd I BiTE StuPiD. lOvE,

Brandy For Sale. said...

After I was attacked by my foster cat, which bit down to the muscle of my right leg, I had a visible limp (understandably so). I was walking thru my Brooklyn neighborhood and passed a strapping young Italian man, who said "Cripple!" and then, made a fart noise.

Now you can join my Facebook Fan page- "Maligned By Street Creeps!".