- Your period stops
- You feel queasy
- You grow a belly
- Something within that belly moves around a la Alien
- Your walk turns into a waddle
- Oh, and most important: A guy passes you on the sidewalk with, "Pregnant!"
True!
Who needs to buy a Clearblue Easy test when you've got that guy tellin' you what time it is?
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After I was attacked by my foster cat, which bit down to the muscle of my right leg, I had a visible limp (understandably so). I was walking thru my Brooklyn neighborhood and passed a strapping young Italian man, who said "Cripple!" and then, made a fart noise.
Now you can join my Facebook Fan page- "Maligned By Street Creeps!".
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