Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Cheaters Beware


Cheating never works unless you both like the idea. If so, is it still considered cheating? At any rate, Emily didn't like the idea. Good luck, Steven.

Personally, I would have said "I paid for this billboard with OUR joint bank account" --if I had spent that kind of money on a billboard about my cheating husband, I wouldn't want a grammatical error taking away my thunder, but then again I'm not the type of person who would tap a broad on the shoulder because she's sitting in my spot in Pilates class. I don't even go to Pilates class. So, there's that too.

12 comments:

Sharon Shiner said...

that is frigging brilliant.

@alyssa ettinger said...

i'm sorry to tell you this--really, i am, because i know you'll want to throw something at my head--but these are ads. not sure for what, but i read somewhere in the times that they weren't real.

Peter said...

An ad for the blair witch project of chick-flicks perhaps?

anne altman said...

why would i care? you're not cheating on me, are you?

Teri said...

then her blog is bogus too?

newbluebaby said...

It's for an upcoming show on Court TV.

I think it's called Crazy Bitch Always Had Untapped Anger And It's Surfaced.

anne altman said...

Apparently the billboard is on 54th and 7th avenue, right now, as of today 8/2/06.

the blog looks legit as well. only a crazy broad taps another broad on the shoulder to move out of "her spot" in pilates class and puts a billboard up in midtown about her cheating husband.

Teri said...

damn, those tv people get me every time.

nouseforaname said...

ohh man, someone is a little angry??? I understand the need to get even, believe me once upon a time I had a cheating husband too, but I think it is wasted energy going beserk about it. Sometimes best to reinvest it in yourself. Hateful stuff is fun for a minute but then it is time to move on. I can't believe she a photo's herself spraypainting his car. what a loon....

anne altman said...

it could be safe to say that she spends a lot of her time biting her nails, I think.

Chris Battle said...

It's an ad campaign. The local news was showing that billboard out on Sunset Blvd. here in L.A. a few weeks ago.

So don't feel angry. Don't feel sad. Some ad agency partners just high-fived each other is all.

anne altman said...

but what's for sale?