Wednesday, August 02, 2006

I Don't Work Here

It's awkward when you're in a place of business, you're approached by a someone, and you have to say the phrase, "I don't work here."

Especially if you work there.

6 comments:

Teri said...

that whole temp stuff always confused me.

newbluebaby said...

Worse is having to sign for everyone else's package because they're not there and the delivery guy always looks at you like he's gonna die if he doesn't get a signature. I usually sign it Kyle Otterman.

anne altman said...

no i think worse is finding that someone has scrawled out DIE with their feces on the bathroom mirror but i don't need to go into that right?

Bumpkyn said...

no, I have to say worse is hearing someone's poo dropping into the toliet when you know it's coming from the hole in their side and not the one in their ass....I think mine wins!

newbluebaby said...

Hole-leeeee shit.




Yes Bumpkyn wins.

Brandy For Sale. said...

I was a receptionist and I used to say it to people that called.

Then I was fired. Hmmm.