Wednesday, August 02, 2006
I Feel It Important To Tell You This
I am wearing a pair of underwear so gigantic today, that if something tragic happened to me that required a EMT (hot or not) to tear off my dress, I am going to die of embarrassment. So the whole rescue thing will end up being a homicide, and clearly there's no point in calling 911.
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did you write this because you caught a glimpse of my GIGANTIC underwear lines half way down my legs? The funny thing about buying undies out of a drug store is that you really are limited to your options, the ones I picked this week have a REALLY wide elastic waistband, yet fit like a diaper everywhere else.
I should just do my laundry!!
What if the EMT said "Whoa. Look of the size of those giantic panties?"
Reminds me of the scene in 'Shallow Hal' where she throws her tent-sized underwear at him. LOL
Any particular reason? Laundry day?
yes, and the emt would refuse to service me. ahem.
i suppose it's always laundry day around here, but to explain, creepy, i am wearing a cheap dress in a beige color today because it's hot as balls, and since i'ts a light color, one has to be aware of panty lines and crap like that and this particular giant underwear doesn't tug or bind, therefore it acts somewhat like a slip without the extra layer of a friggin slip because it's hot as balls. make sense or is this just girlie talk?
less like underwear and more like half a leotard?
right on!
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