Old People Can't Sleep?

Of course you can't sleep when you're old. Your days are seriously numbered at that point, you're probably too terrified to sleep. Plus, you can sleep when you're dead, you're missing out on key hours here. And furthermore, how are you gonna get up so early like old people do if you get a good night's rest? You might sleep in, and then you'll miss the van pickin' you up to go walking in the mall.