Def Leppard's Pyromania is on the radio right now, and for some reason it reminded me of Van Halen which then reminded me of a bad birthday gift I gave to someone in high school. I was dating this kid named Paul, and he loved Van Halen. I do believe he had a diver's license plate thingie on the front of his car that looked like the cover of the Diver Down album. I think he had it because he was a diver and not because of the album, but I digress. He was pretty psyched about this new used car he just got--a white Chevy Nova --so I went to K-Mart and bought him some air fresheners and fuzzy dice, and the piece de resistance: a gas pedal shaped like a bare foot. I remember asking him when he was going to install it. What a shitty gift! That's just terrible.I wonder what ever happened to that gas pedal. Landfill, no doubt.
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Hey Anne,
Thanks for stopping by The Leaky Cauldron. I can't believe you have relatives in Olean...are they testicle eaters?!
i'm going this weekend, so i'll find out.
i'm going to stay away from all dishes involving spherical objects just in case.
He bought 4 more and lined the bottom of his tub.
lol - that's an AWESOME gift. What the hell. Being in the 60's, I'm sure he LOVED it. ;)
bwwhahahhahahahahahhaaaaaa
that rules..do they still make em?
He was a teenage boy, he probably LOVED it!!!!
That is a kick ass gift. I honestly want one of those for the ol mini van.
I put lots of skateboard stickers on my van. I think it makes it look young and hip.
No really, I do it so I can find my stupid car
The parking lots are full of silver fucking ugly mini vans
just like mine...
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