The Clubhouse:
The new clubhouse at Homestead Hills scheduled for completion in 2007 will be the centerpiece of independent life at Homestead Hills - superb in every detail and comparable to many of the grand hotels and clubs. There you'll enjoy exquisite fine dining and full menu service in our elegant dining room. Share a glass of wine with friends in the relaxed lounge. Host a holiday dinner with family and friends in the beautifully appointed executive dining room. Work out with a personal trainer in the exercise and fitness room. Play a round of cards following dinner or watch a movie in the game and media room. Or simply relax and enjoy your favorite novel in our plush and comfortable library while the Grim Reaper breathes on the back of your neck and beefy vultures salivate on your lap? Whatever you choose, the Clubhouse at Homestead Hills will offer the very best in retirement living: a nice place to die.
1 comment:
Hey, everybody gotta die somewhere. Why not someplace that will suck the heart out of your kids' inheritance?
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