Oh, you'll know when you're officially getting old. When is that, you ask, exactly? Oh, right about about the time the simple tippy taps of your fingertips on the laptop make your tricep flabbers start bouncing off the very bone itself, you sedentary a-hole. That's when.
GROSS.
PS It's happening.
PPS Tomorrow, the gym is happening.
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I call mine Oprah arms. That makes them sound all rich and smug.
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