Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Some People Don't Like Condoms


What's weirder: People who don't like condiments.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T EAT CONDIMENTS???
It doesn't make sense. I thought the only person in the world who didn't like condiments was my uncle, but now I hear a colleague talking about how she hates them too.

Mustard, mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, hot sauce, what's not to like?

"No condiments for me please! I do not like flavor, moistness, variety. Or color."

2 comments:

Ho-Sta-Geh said...

uncle mike has a new idea. now, because people think it's weird that he does not like condiments, he tells people he is allergic to them

"mustard?" "no thanks. I'm allergic."

Creepy said...

Who doesn't like mayo on at least one thing?

No condiments is like not owning a TV. Those types of people trouble me.