From the Daily Record, Morris County, NJ, Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Mount Olive, New Jersey:
"A van parked on Cloverhill Drive was pelted with eggs overnight Sunday. The victim also reported that, last week, vandals put honey mustard on the vehicle. Police ask that anyone with information pertaining to this incident contact Officer Mike Russell at 691-0900 x7596."
Honey mustard? Who licked the van to discern that detail?