Hot Child in the City

With my kicky little $14 sundress from Conway, my $19 bronzer from Sephora, and my adorable $24 elephant shoes from Century 21, you can bet your fat ass, that per usual, I'm breaking all the necks and blue-ing all the balls on the sidewalks of Manhattan hundreds, maybe thousands of times a day. It ain't easy, but someone's gotta do it. You're certainly not making much of an effort. High waisted acid wash denim shorts with a wedgie and a hemmed outside cuff just above the knee? Are you serious?