You Bet Your Ass These Are In My Freezer

White Rose Assorted Twin Pops. Artificially delicious*.
Who knew you could buy them on Amazon? The book people sell popsicles? What?

Obviously, grape is the best.

*Please be advised: It should be understood when considering my food recommendations that I constantly fluctuate between the distinguished palate to the disgusting. It's part of my charm. Deal with it.