Scott Baio is a Whining Sack of Shit

And a huge spoiled petulant* douche. Has anyone caught any of his new show on Vh1, Scott Baio is 45 and Single yet? I don't recommend it. Unless you take pleasure in hating people and whatnot. This dude is utterly insufferable, as is the show, based around his "soul searching" and "work with a life coach." Boy, does he suck. And yet he still manages to get laid. Constantly. What the hell is wrong with stupid chicks? Oh. Right.

"Hey! Look at me! I'm a wicked major friggin' tool! Wheeee!"

Everybody knows that Kristy McNichol was way hotter than he anyway. I had a huge wicked major girl crush on her for sure.



*fancy word for when a huge spoiled douche acts up