It's My Right Not to Like Tom Hanks

" 'Everybody f---in' likes you,' fretted Julia Roberts, eighth speaker of the evening at the April 27 tribute to Tom Hanks." (from www.ew.com)

Um,  not true, Julia! No need to fret your pretty teeth piece; I don't like Tom. Coincidentally, I'm not a fan of yours. Not that you asked.

I was chatting with Newblue, President of a Tom Hanks Fan Club, about my dislike for Tom Hanks, which he equated with blasphemy (actually, he couldn't give a rat's ass about blasphemy), but I simply don't like Tom because he's an off-putting egomaniac. Just like Julia. I'm not saying Tom doesn't do good work (not that I saw the box of chocolates flick or the volleyball flick or the AIDS flick), I'd just prefer it, since he's had his face time with all of us, if he stuck with producing quality shows and whatnot by staying behind the camera from now on. Same with Julia. Thanks in advance, you two! 

But it's not to happen for me anytime soon, not before Tom stars in his dream role, anyway. Until then, I await the buzz:

Tom Hanks stars at Tom Hanks in The Tom Hanks Story!