Saturday, May 26, 2007

Brilliant Homeless Dude: Outside 1 Liberty Plaza

Outside 1 Liberty Plaza in Manhattan, 7:16 a.m.

BHDO1LP: [smoking cigarette] --puff, puff--GIMME SOME COFFEE."--puff, puff--

You: [silence]

BHDO1LP: --puff, puff--GIMME SOME COFFEE.--puff, puff--

You: Sorry.

BHDO1LP: --puff, puff--GIMME SOME COFFEE.--puff, puff--

You: I said, no.

BHDO1LP: --puff, puff--GIMME SOME PUSSY THEN. --puff, puff--

2 comments:

Teri said...

Sweet! Promise me he won't be your next date?

Sans Pantaloons said...

I think an interview post may follow?