Elephant Shoes Means I Love You in Lip Reading Kinda

Surely I've mentioned my brand new elephant shoes? They're so adorable. So so so so so so so cute. I pity the fool who hangs out with me tonight when I'm wearing these puppies. Not only will I ignore everything that you do or say, I will constantly interrupt you with comments like the following:

• "Can you believe how cute these are? They had 'em in a kitty too, but those were gold and I wanted silver. More versatile. Don't say anything to Doodle."
• "Did you see my new shoes? Lookit!"
• "Nineteen beans, bitches. Alright, 20 beans. At Century's. [pointing to my toes] Cute! And comfortable! Even when they were attached with that plastic zip cord, I could tell just hobbling around that they were gonna be comfortable."
• "Look at my shoes. They are so cute!"
• "Hi, I'm an elephant!" (impersonates an elephant by weakly bringing my elbow up to my nose and swaying it outwards like a trunk)
• I hate to interrupt you guys, but I just wanted to point out something: (points to shoes) Got it? Good. Glad to hear it.
• Seriously (points to shoes), have you seen shoes this cute in a long time? No, no you haven't. I know! They're awesome! Awwww....shoes.
• "Did you notice the elephants? At first you just think it's like a flowery decoration, right? I know! They're so cute!"
• "Hey, (twiddling my toes), remember us? The cute shoes? Hey! Yay!"
• "We've been talking and talking and drinking and drinking and you haven't complimented me on my cute new elephant shoes in like, a long time. At least a half hour. Bring it. Tell me good stuff about my shoes and why they're so great."
• "OMG, 'member when I didn't have these cute shoes and then it was like, bang! Suddenly I had them, and nobody can imagine life without me having them, you know?"
• "Oh, hi, shoes! I love you."