Sangria, Anyone?

When it's hot as balls outside, the best thing to do is drink your ass off. It doesn't have to be Cinco de Mayo to drink sangria, people. It just has to be hot as balls. Try this recipe:

Sunset Sangria

• 2 cups Jose Cuervo Golden Margarita (a mix of tequila, Grand Marnier, and lime)
• 2 cups dry red wine
• 1 lemon, 1 lime, 1 orange, all sliced
• 1 cup seedless grapes, sliced
• 1 large pitcher

Mix all ingredients in the pitcher and refrigerate until chilled.

Garnish with orange slices and serve on the rocks. Drink. Don't drive, jerk.