PNBPMs

How many Possible Nervous Breakdowns Per Minute did I suffer today?

1. When the fat guy in security who didn't want to do his job gave me attitude
2. When the other fat guy in security told me I needed a building pass to leave the place with a stack of lousy paper and then felt bad and came back to tell me that I didn't because he knew that I knew that he was being a dick.
3. When the idiot guy in the revolving door pushed it so fast my shoe came off.
4. When the moronic guy in line behind me at the restaurant was so much in the confines of my personal space he was practically sitting on my back AND he had horrendous breath.
5. I could go on
6. And on
7. And on
8. And on

But the answer is: 6. 6-8. Or twelve.