3 Words Which Always Sound Absurd When Said Together

Governor. Arnold. Schwarzenegger*. 

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Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger creeping it up in Carnival in Rio with Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

This time, he's not in cash-strapped Cah-lee-Fo-nee-ya but booby 'n booty-filled Brazil. A direct quote from the Governor: "You know zumzing? After watchin' ze Mulattoez shake it, I can absolutely underztand why Brazil iz todally devoded to ma favoreet bawddy part, zee ass." 

*More absurd: Mr. Maria Kennedy Shriver.