Friday, January 16, 2009

Let's Celebrate!

I'm alive today.

Why?

Well, for one, I didn't get into the car with a lecherous serial killer who was so up in my grill he all but sat in my lap at the bar last night.

"My driver. He outside. You beautiful lady. We smoke cocaine cigarettes. I put a little on top. It's nice. Come. My driver. He right outside. He waiting. You beautiful lady. We smoke cocaine cigarettes."

Um...I'm good. Thanks for thinking of me though!

2 comments:

Sans Pantaloons said...

Yay for Anne!
Yay for failed serial killers with excellent taste!

anne altman said...

we smoke cocaine cigarettes. my driver. he outside. you beautiful lady.