Kenny Rogers, "Love Will Turn You Around", 1982
Life is full of surprises, so if love doesn't turn you around, something else will. It could be a new pet turtle or a speeding ticket or a Dunkin' Donuts flatbread sandwich. In 5-times married Kenny's case, it was the the temptation of a hot new pair of tits and the inevitable divorces. And the unfortunate plastic surgery. And the demise of Kenny Rogers Roasters. Which is still popular in Asia, Ken, so...maybe stop turning your face around and enjoy what you've got for a spell. K? K.