Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Any Publicity is Good Publicity. Right, Hos?

You know you've finally made it when somone scribbles on the men's bathroom stall wall that you're a whore.

What?





Men's Bathroom, far right stall wall, 3/18/09



A colleague of mine who happened to be taking a D in the last stall (that's generally the dumping stall of choice for both sexes it seems) got his phone out (not un-gross, but it was an emergency) to text Greenberg, "Did you write that Anne is a whore in the men's bathroom?" He hadn't. 

Me? Are you sure? Really? 

So of course, Greenberg and I immediately ran down the hall with my camera so Greenberg could document the flattery, and I could post it here. I'm slightly insulted that they left the "e" off of Anne (could they be referring to some other whore?). Other than that, I'm proud to be celebrated, you know, and on someone's mind while they were doing a doody at work, I guess.

The fact that the scribble is in decidedly "girly" handwriting (ye olde circle instead of a dot over the i) and I work in an a "professional" office--not a Junior High School--makes it all the more puzzling, but I never said I didn't work among lunatics, folks. No shortage of lunatics here. We may have a surplus. 

I'd write more, but I've got some whoring to catch up on, you know. Gotta bone up on boning some dudes and whatnot. I've got a repuation to uphold, afterall!

Yours,
Whore

15 comments:

teri said...

At work? Someone did this at your job? that's funny!

Just Dave said...

I suspect Greenburg, prankster that he is. Do you wish for me to take official notice?

anne altman said...

it's definitely not greenberg, he's actually got more intelligent pranks up his sleeve like hiding a piece of pizza in someone's desk drawer...

glittermom said...

Don't they usually say "for a good time call ------"....Are they saying your not fun?

Creepy said...

Does it count if they misspell your name?

anne altman said...

it better

Nina Paley said...

It's probably the dude who took the huge dump you reported on. "Getting even" or something.

Deedoodle said...

Wow. Did I ever tell you about the porno graffiti left in our freight elevator area here at work about what some delivery/FedEx/UPS guy wanted to do to me? 2 positives: I was called Ms. Gorman (respectful, no?), & he obviously thought I was a completely natural red head from a really explicit reference... (speaks for my stylist's talent)

Brandy For Sale. said...

We still got it, Alty. WE STILL GOT IT.

whipcreamy said...

ew...that's not nice! i bet it was a woman. they're almost worse than men when it comes to degrading other women.

newbluebaby said...

It's those short skirts and boots, isn't it? Bunch of lame-os.

anne altman said...

apparently its my lesbian chic. makin people angry.

Melissa Morgan said...

Anne... Is that your handwriting??

Deedoodle said...

I agree with sis - I think it was a woman jealous of your friendship with all the office dudes. She snuck into the back pooper stall & wrote that. Handwriting's too loopy for a guy...

love, jenn said...

You are my favorite whore!