Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Now's Not the Best Time for This

so, many of you know that doodle has been toilet trained for 8 years, and 90% of the time its without incident.

doodle took a pee tonight for some reason at the end of the pee, decided to reposition herself to shoot the last of the stream against the wall. then she jumped down off the toilet and ran away. as she would.

it appeared she got confused with her pee squat and her poop hover and she probably had to pee and poop at the same time and just freaked out.

so i said, 'goddamnit, doodle" and i went and got the cleanser and 7 paper towels for the pee that missed the toilet and threw the wads into the toilet.

mistake.

doodle came back in a few minutes to take a proper poop, took a proper poop, they all landed in the toilet on top of the paper towels, and i waited for her to jump off and run away so i flush the toilet.

the toilet overflowed and now there is a ton of water and ton of doodies swimming all over the floor.

and now i need 75 paper towels, 3 real towels, and someone who is willing to pick up 6.5 cat turds floating across the tile for $20.

it's almost midnight, i just got home, and you know how i'm solving this problem?

by shutting the bathroom door behind me.

can't deal with that right now.

not now.

6 comments:

Sans Pantaloons said...

Tread carefully when sleepwalking.

Mojito Libre said...

Were you wearing your Caspian Lake rubber boots? Maybe you should've.

Deedoodle said...

Doodle's doodies were a big don't. Awww.

anne altman said...

at the end of the day, she's always a doodle.

newbluebaby said...

Gross. Living in squalor.

anne altman said...

totes.

wanna come over?