How Long is That Bag of Pretzels Gonna Be?
I'm so glad
You're enjoying your pretzels
Dear cubicle mate
During your lunch
They sound nice
The way they echo
In your piehole
The way they crunch
And bounce off your teeth
But I kind of want to kill you
So if you could wrap it up
You won't die
Thanks,
Bye.
-by Anne Altman
2 comments:
It's like you wrote it for me and my cubicle neighbor. I can't see her, but think my culprit prefers potato chips. Or drilling into cement.
could be worse..
I have to sit next to
an ICE CRUNCHER all day
She buys the BIG Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee and then proceeds to savor each ice cube.. one by one
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE
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