Monday, March 06, 2006

Heartland America Gifts


This magazine has some great gifts for the American of the Heartland--take for example, your very own Coney Island Popcorn Machine! Is it not like a dream gift or what? And a must-have for every real American? The thing is almost 5 feet tall! Excited about that? Wait 'til you hear about this. If you click the popcorn machine on Heartland America's website, it shows you other gifts you may be interested in too and Americans who bought the popcorn machine also bought 101 Knives. Ever get a lousy 100 Knife Set? Lame, right? Well, you won't feel short-changed with this beauty. Is there anything more American than owning your own popcorn machine and 101 knives? Ok, probably some other stuff. But picture this, you can invite 101 of your closest friends over for some movie theater quality popcorn and a look at your dagger collection. Then you can stab each one of them in the back with a different, beautifully handcrafted knife. Made in China. Decidedly American!

4 comments:

Sharon Shiner said...

My mom bought that popcorn maker for my dad - no lie. It's great.

newbluebaby said...

Is a Coney Island Blanket available? They are great for wrapping corpses or huddling under the boardwalk.

anne altman said...

Incidentally, people who bought the Coney Island Blanket also bought: The Space Saving Gevalia 8 Cup Capacity Coffeemaker

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