Friday, March 10, 2006

Sticker Shock

I'd like to take this opportunity to address the ladies in the readership. Ladies, if you don't want people to know that you bought your shoes at a discount retailer (where it is likely that you had to hop around the aisles like a runner in a potato sack race to try them on because the pair is connected with a plastic ziptie), then remove the friggin' price tag stickers from the bottoms before you go showboating them around. Newsflash: when you walk, the stickers are exposed, outing you as the cheap discount shopper that you are. In one word? Tacky. I don't care how coiffed your hair is or how nice your nails are, or how convincing your Burberry knock-off looks, if you have stickers on the bottom of your shoes, you might as well have a piece of toilet paper stuck to them as well. Get your sh*t together. Thank you.

1 comment:

newbluebaby said...

What about the clear plastic tape you see on the side of pants that look like this:

L
L
L
L
L
L



Or in some cases...

XXL
XXL
XXL
XXL
XXL