Tuesday, March 07, 2006

A Question For You


Dear Readers,
Have you ever felt like taking a friend to small claims court just to retrieve a book that you've had to pester him about returning for 6 months so you can lend it to someone else? The one that you lent him over a year ago, that you know he hasn't even read, because you realized later on into your friendship that he's not a reader he was just posing as one, and you shouldn't have lent him one of your favorite books in the first place, because he was never going to read it? Really? Me too.
Love,
Anne

p.s. The book is Waiting for My Cats to Die by Stacy Horn
p.p.s. Don't ever lend a book to Jimmie
p. p. p. s. Yeah, I ratted him out; he'll never read this

4 comments:

Elizabeth said...

you lent that to jimmie? i was waiting for it. i would have read it. btw, i have done that. lesson learned: never lend a favorite book to a boy. even if he reads it, he probably wouldn't "get" it.

newbluebaby said...

Can I borrow it when you get it back? As soon as you get it back?

anne altman said...

is life long enough?

anne altman said...

yeah, erin--where's The Office???!
(kidding)