Friday, March 24, 2006

TGIF Absurd Photo

It goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway, I'm in love with HBO's new series, Big Love. Two episodes in, and I'm hooked. Incidentally, when you google the term Mormon family, this is what pops up. Can you see the family through all the hair and denim? It helps if you squint. Nice socks with sandals, pal. Hey, Smart Denim Vest, who said you could wear a vest? You think you're better than your sisters? Nice stool, toots, it showcases your ass quite nicely. Hey, you next to the stool. Get a haircut. The Jane Seymour thing doesn't even work for Jane Seymour, so not going to work for you, Frizz Bangs. Fellas? You're dressed like toddlers. Here's an idea: Why don't you all stop breeding for a damn second and get a good look at yourselves in the mirror? Thanks.



2 comments:

newbluebaby said...

Mormons eat children.

anne altman said...

new blue baby, you speak the truth. unplanned pregnancies don't bother you any < BURP >