Douche On the Street

Man on the sidewalk talking to a hot broad he must work with and is trying to impress:

"I don't consider this bad weather."

Oh, look at you, Mr. Thinks He's So Great. Was that a segway into talking about your vacation house inside of a volcano? If you want to impress that broad, you might try less conversation and more wiping of the sweat beads off of your forehead. Thanks. Bye.