Ty Pennington, the fun-lovin' carpenter guy credited for putting the "heatness*" back into home improvement shows was arrested last week for DWI. If you google Mr. Pennington, several questions come up. For example:Is he single?
Is he gay?
Does he suffer from ADHD?
What's the deal with his bedding collection?
Single, gay, ADHD, sheet sets, I don't care. The only thing I want to know is:
Will this arrest make that horrible show Extreme Makeover Home Edition go away? Because if so, then his drinking and driving might be one of the best things that has ever happened to me.
* The former maintenance guy in my office --who was fired in part because he was caught sleeping in storage closets more than twice-- came back for a visit last week and used this term to describe a hot sake incident in which "the heatness burnt his troat" and "made it swole up." So, I threw it in there because I just really wanted to use "heatness" in a sentence.
4 comments:
He tans his body and foils his head.
Which explains the first 2 googlable questions.
I'm with you on this one, Anne.
forget "heatness" - what about "swole"?
what about troat? we could go on and on and on. he certainly does.
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