Stolen Wallet Found After 50 Years

In tact. Albeit with no cash inside. Ain't that always the case. All three times my wallet was stolen is was always missing the dough, but there wasn't much cash in it to speak of in the first place. 'Tis an idiot who steals my wallet. Anyway, too bad the dude didn't live to see his wallet again. I mean, too bad he didn't live. I mean, I don't know what I mean. All I know is this is cool. I love excavatin'!