Please enjoy a stunning Crystal Gayle (sister of Loretta Lynn) in the '70's sporting long shiny hair lightly brushing her waist as she sways, a fresh summer frock hugging her bosom, and delighting us with a sweet rendition of "Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue."
And here is Crystal (center) approximately ten years later, having lost her mind by growing her hair out into 6 foot long split ends and sweeping the floor with them as she sings "Let Your Love Flow". She goes from gorgeous to gross in a span of ten years. What made her think that long is hot so longer is hotter? Oh, like she doesn't spend most of her waking hours picking hair up off the floors or pulling it out of the crack of her ass. Please. I smell horse:
Here's the hair lying on the bench next to her ass. She buys an extra seat for it on the airplane too:
I don't know what Crystal looks like these days, but I shudder to think of it.
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