Monday, March 30, 2009

Is Anyone Else Bummed That Julia Roberts is "Back?"

Man. Her retirement from the limelight after birthing those squid babies really was nice for me albeit all too brief. I was hoping for a permanent vacation from that toofy mug of hers, but I guess I should be thankful. Ok, I'm thankful. Positive spin '09!

9 comments:

Just Dave said...

At least the new movie is pretty entertaining.

Some Guy said...

She bothers me too, Anne. Her self-imposed exile was nice while it lasted.

Dale said...

It's that honking fake laugh and throbbing forehead vein that make me crazy. I am bummed.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Look at it this way. When you enjoy the regular sleep, loving family time and steady diet that living in the real world brings, you start to look normal. When you're thrust back in the limelight, you have to go back to starving and being tired all the time again to blend in. Which ages you, and makes you jaded during interviews and question the meaning of life. It's a matter of time before you let yourself self-destruct or sign on for infomercials.

anne altman said...

yeah, folks with no sense of what 'overexposed' means bug me.

you think you're great b/c that's what everyone's telling you, julia. we get it. you're great. you're the best. now get back in your hole and stay there. thanks. bye.

newbluebaby said...

How dare you insult my girl! She's a sweetheart. Really.

anne altman said...

douche

the both of you.

Sans Pantaloons said...

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anne altman said...

i consider myself enjoyed.