Hey, Kids, Do You Know What Rhymes With Plantain?

Mantrain! That's right! And mantrain was the topic of discussion over plantains after Crabby Hour tonight.

Kevin: Did anyone see that picture of John Travolta kissing a dude
Anne: Oh, yes. He's a gay. I know a lot of gays who know a lot of gays who know, for a fact that he's one of them. Who goes on vacation to Greece with your ten best guy friends unless it's your bachelor party?
DeeAnne: Greece! I was with a bunch of guys in Greece once and we all got propositioned by the same dude. Them, me, both, he didn't care, he just wanted to stick it in something.
Anne: Did you like it?
DeeAnne: What? I didn't do it!
Anne: I meant Greece.
DeeAnne: Oh. Yeah, it was nice.
Anne: So you didn't take him up on it? You could have been part of a mantrain.
DeeAnne: What?
Anne: You know, a guy's doin you and he's getting done from behind. I saw it once with three dudes on Robyn Bird. You know, mantrain. A butt sex erector set, if you will.
Michael: I wonder how many men it would take to be able for it to go around in a circle?
His wife (forgot her name b/c I'm a shit): 12. Maybe not 12 but no less than six.
Kevin: If I had to be on that train, I'd insist on being the caboose.

Well that depends on the person, doesn't it? Some would enjoy being the caboose, some the engine, and some the middle. Something for everyone.

See? I look good even in the silly hat. Nobody thought it was possible.

Except for me and Cha Cha, that is.