Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Star Jones Had Gastric Bypass Surgery?
"Star Jones Reynolds says in a new interview that her dramatic weight-loss was due to gastric-bypass surgery, and that she dodged questions about it for years because she was 'scared of what people might think of me.' "
Well, naturally, we continue to think you're an a-hole.
Monday, July 30, 2007
That's a Grape Cocktail
Here are a few drinks which sound perfect to me on a hot summer day:
Weird Honeymoon Photos
Here's the happy couple on their wedding night:
Um, gross? Yes. Gross.
Blicky blicky doo doo.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Who's Ready for Karaoke?
Get your practice on; it's goin' down.
My Dixie Darling
Jade Mountain Restaurant
I posted recently about the sad closing this year of Jade Mountain Restaurant which opened on Second Avenue in 1931. This weekend the family had a Jade Mountain tag sale to sell the joint's contents, as they've rented the space to another tenant. I spotted the sale on my way downtown last night, and this afternoon I returned to purchase a little Jade Mountain history for myself: 4 Buffalo China small oval dinner plates and 8 bowls (4 small and 4 large), a few matchbooks and a menu. In my chat with Steve, the owner's grandson, I learned the reassuring news that the neon will not be destroyed. He's already gotten a few offers for the large JADE MOUNTAIN; if he doesn't sell it, he says he'll donate it to a neon museum in Colorado. Thankfully, Steve's keeping the CHOW MEIN sign for himself; Grandpapa Chan can rest peacefully knowing that.
Jade Moutain Restaurant Tag Sale
Second Avenue, NYC
July 28, 2007
According to Google, I'm a Crab Flavor Producing Expert
PS: Throw that incomplete set of dictionaries from the 1930's away, folks: Two Can Anne is your go-to source of information about absolutely anything. Don't forget that I know a lot of crap.
Weird Engagement Photos Part I
Meet Reverend Anne Altman
Who, Me and Eddie? We Love Rainy Nights
Homosexuals may appear normal.
Wanna Buy Some Police Auction Shit?
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
I Abuse Animals By Smooching Them Against Their Will
Bing Bing Arms
PS It's happening.
PPS Tomorrow, the gym is happening.
Friedrich Nietzsche Quote of the Day
"A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy."
Ain't that the truth.
AKA: The Harry Met Sally Debate
I Wuv Woofies
Query for the Male Masses
Phabulous Photo Phor Phriday
Massholes Say What?
Thursday, July 26, 2007
At SYM'S an Educated Consumer is Their Best Customer
The Hasidic woman in the open stall next to me had more pit hair than my ex-boyfriend. I'm all for au natural and whatnot, but if you're gonna go Tarzan under the arms, why bother with the freakin' wig on the dome piece? Bliccky bliccky doo doo. Aye, 'tis depressing.
Kloton, North Dakota
Help--He's Stuck in Europe--Buy Him on eBay.
"...Met a 35 year old Australian man in the military who drove us to Prague, Poland (on accident), Slovakia (for lunch), and then Austria. We took a train to Venice to meet up with a fashion designer, slept in the train station and headed into the Italian Alps with our friend Massimo. We worked in the Parajumper Clothing factory, drove tractors, jumped into rivers, and ate Italian food for one week in the mountain town of Vas. We still don't know how that worked out so well. We then trained it to Rome where we would stay three days with the ex-love-of-my-life-turned-lesbian who lit my hand on fire with a shot of 190 proof liquor. I lost a wallet and a wristwatch in Bangkok, my cellphone in Cambodia, and my video camera was left on a train in Padova, Italy. I do however still have my passport...
Which brings us to a small town in the Netherlands...?
Smith is flying home on Monday the 23rd back to Boston. I on the other hand have no more money, hence the reason for this posting.
I am auctioning off 1 week of labor to anyone in the Continental United States in exchange for a ticket home from England between August 1st and 7th 2007.
The bidding is simple, go online ie... skyscanner.com, expedia.com, statravel.com, jetblue.com and figure the cost of a one way ticket from anywhere in England to the destination of your choice, and bid that amount. Look for budget airlines, and ask about deals for 20 year old students. (I'm a 20 year old student)..."
No more complaining about never having a date to anything, people. Buy this dude.
Detailed Information on Your Imitation Crab Meats
Weird Wedding Photos Part MVCCLLMVM
Weird Wedding Photos Part MCCCVVVXLV
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Feel Free to Slap Me
Some People Don't Like Condoms
Dogs are Squirrely Sometimes
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Memorable Laughing Fit Which Almost Got Me Fired
Let's revisit that one again, shall we? It's a classic. Please enjoy, #1 Reason Why I'm a Terrible Person.
How to Juggle
Is the Man Blocking Your Access to the Web?
Manhattan - Central Park - The Central Park Zoo: visit location portal
Manhattan - Central Park - The Dana Discovery Center: visit location portal
Manhattan - Central Park - The Delacorte Theater: visit location portal
Manhattan - Central Park - Merchants Gate/Columbus Circle: visit location portal
Manhattan - Central Park - Sheep Meadow: visit location portal
Manhattan - Central Park - Summerstage: visit location portal
Manhattan - Central Park - The Dairy Visitor's Center/Wollman Rink: visit location portal
Manhattan - 79th St. Boat Basin: visit location portal
Manhattan - Battery Park: visit location portal
Manhattan - Union Square Park: visit location portal
Manhattan - Washington Square Park: visit location portal
Bronx - Pelham Bay - Orchard Beach: visit location portal
Bronx - Pelham Bay - Golf House: visit location portal
Bronx - Van Cortlandt Park - Golf House: visit location portal
Brooklyn - Prospect Park - Boat House: visit location portal
Brooklyn - Prospect Park - Picnic House: visit location portal
Queens - Flushing Meadows Corona Park- Zoo: visit location portal
See you in Battery Park! I'll be the cute one watching a video of a hamster eating popcorn.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Save the Date: Sharpie in Mortified on August 29
1950's Brunswick Bowling Bench
For sale on eBay.
Or blowing bench, depending on how fast you roll.
Mahna Mahna 69
Mahna Mahna '76
Who Doesn't Love Frank?
How Deep is Your Love?
Speaking of Squirrels
Another Day, Another Dollar
PS Don't listen to me.
PPS I should be a shrink.
Room with a View
Anne at Work Today
Anne's Question of the Day: Who Sucks?
The White Stripes with Porter Wagoner
For you young folks, here's a clip from the late 60's of Porter with Dolly singing "Move it on Home" on his show The Wagon House.
Oh, and here are the White Stripes for you old folks:
How Many Times?
I say just once.
Say it any more than one time, and the other person says to themselves, "Oh, that must be his phrase! Lame..." Then they'll involuntarily keep a running tally in their head, completely ignorning everything you're talking about, so consumed with when they'll hear the next "No doubt about it" from you, the "No doubt about it" Guy.
This is the Makeup I'd Wear to Rob a Gas Station
Oneida County Sheriff’s deputies have arrested a suspect in Monday’s armed robbery of a gas station in Rome.
Jaquelyn R. Colmey, 23, of 315 ½ N. Charles St., Rome, faces a felony robbery charge related to the 10:30 p.m. robbery at the Optima gas station in the Wal-Mart shopping center on Rome-Taberg Road, deputies said.
Investigators released images of the suspect taken from the store’s video surveillance tape. The sheriff’s office received several calls from the public, which helped them identify the suspect, deputies said.
Colmey was arraigned in Rome City Court and lodged at the Oneida County Jail in lieu of $50,000 bail, deputies said.
-- Pedro Ramirez III