Thursday, June 14, 2007

Iran Psyched About Executing Porn Stars

Yep, sounds totally reasonable. It's not like there's a market for it or anything. Definitely kill the messengers. Dudes who'd kill to watch a little porn, killing pornographers. I understand that it has been thousands of ignorant years in the making, but this religious fundamentalist hypocrisy really gets my goat. I'm surprised the White House isn't jumping on this bandwagon too. The only reason they're not is because it's the "wrong" religion. Oh, and it's Iran and whatnot. And of course, it, like Iraq, is responsible for 9/11, and if you don't think so, just wait a few minutes and the President will explain it to you in words you can understand as he pushes a big red button.

But back to the religious crap. The creepy head scarves and wigs that some women must wear because their religion deems hair a symbol of sex and requires it it to be covered (rather, the dudes who invented the religion require it to be covered) so that no other man will be attracted to her? Well isn't that just the most fun and fair idea ever to hit the boardroom? Thanks, fellas! Simply ridiculous. Let me tell you something, dudes: Not every lady needs a head covering to be considered unattractive. Especially some of the heifers I see you trolling around with on the street. Yikers! Get over yourselves and let 'em let their hair down for cryin' out loud. It's all they've got. It's not like you're worth writing home about. Gross.

4 comments:

newbluebaby said...

Iran's Islamic Penis Code.

Wow these guy really need to lighten up.

Nina Paley said...

You're just saying that 'cause you're a Corrupter of the World.

anne altman said...

yeah, maybe.

Johnny Yen said...

The covering thing was an invention of (male) religious leaders. It is nowhere in the Koran.

Religion is like politics-- generally good ideas that get f*cked up in implementation.