She doesn't know it yet, but poor Doodle Cat, who has has been patient with the heat and being bored out of her tits is finally going on a week-long hunting vacation in Vermont starting tomorrow. It's a little surprise I threw together as part of her 8th Birthday BLOWGANZA, which was underwhelming to say the least, but at any rate, don't tell Doodle. We don't want to let the cat out of the bag until she's in the bag. A surprise trip? Where she can capture, torture, and kill stuff with complete abandon? Are you kidding me? She's gonna be so excited she's gonna shit herself!
No, really. She will shit herself. Or barf. Good on planes, not so good in cars. But once she unleashes from every orifice? Totally fine.
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