A sat next to a dude on the subway today. I noticed him because he happened to be really enjoying his gum. Why chew your gum with your mouth closed and keep it to yourself when you can enjoy it with full force and share it with everyone via mouth open, lip smackin', teeth knackin' goodness?
At times like these I think about asking people like this guy, "How's the gum?"
But he wouldn't have heard me, as he was also enjoying his iPod.
I hope he has a great day.
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I have a hard time hearing that. Irritating.
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