Thursday, May 18, 2006

The Handicapped Bathroom

If you happen to see non-handicapped person exit the bathroom designated for the handicapped, you can bet your bottom dollar (9 in 10 chance) that they did #2 in there.

16 comments:

Peter Matthes said...

"bet your bottom dollar"

These posts are carefully crafted ... aren't they?

anne altman said...

Wordsmith.

geeksters said...

I always use the handicapped washroom. I find them slightly less stinky because the fumes have more freedom to escape.

By the way, I love your blog. You're so funny and such a good writer.

Elizabeth said...

that's the only time i use the handicapped bathroom on my floor. people who wait for you to come out are mean.

anne altman said...

people who wait for you to come out are brave.

whipcreamy said...

Also known as the handi"crap" bathroom.

Elizabeth said...

they aren't brave: they want to belittle you. you can have an edge of some sorta on fellow employees but them knowing that you're crapping at work can all that all into question. i say this not as someone who is especially weirded out by the whole process.

anne altman said...

thank you, geeksters! thanks for reading: it's my aim to be your number one high-quality source for up-to-the-minute newsworthy news.

anne altman said...

i find that the handicrapper is less clean b/c boys go in there and pee on the floor. and the seat. and probably in the sink.

boys are gross.

sorry, boys, but a lot of you are a little gross.

Elizabeth said...

boys try to be less gross by peeing in a restroom (regardless of where in that restroom). if they were as gross as they wished to be, they'd be peeing in the wastebasket by their desks. or your desk.

matt said...

Sometimes it's nice to spread out a little.

anne altman said...

the advantage of using the public bathroom is witnessing who does and who does not wash their hands.

this is important as these folks use the copier and the door handles and you're going to want to avoid that e. coli trail.

unless you're into that kind of shit.

whipcreamy said...

sounds like grey's anatomy when callie doesn't wash her hands and everyone finds out...

newbluebaby said...

Wrong ladies. Where I bartend we shudder at the chore of cleaning the bathroom. The LADIES bathroom. I'm sorry, 9 times out of 10 the ladies room is ALWAYS worse. I'm talking disgusting. Rubber gloves and bleach gross.

sorry girls, but a lot of you are gross.

anne altman said...

newbluebaby i concur. why the hell do ladies pee on the seat and poop on the walls?

WHY?!?!?! it's been proven you can't catch AIDS from the seat, so sit down. if you're going to hover, and you can't aim your fat twat in the right direction, clean up after yourself and wipe down the seat for the next person instead of reapplying your lip gloss you drunk!

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