Dear Blog,
Happy Birthday! Luckily you were an easy pregnancy, taking all of 12 minutes, significantly less time than to breed a real live human baby. Or so I've heard. Anyway, I'm sobbing with joy as I type this. I am way more excited about your birthday than my own damn birthday which is fast approaching. Why? Well, it's because getting old blows. But the other option is death. So frankly, I'm torn. But I digress. Welcome to the world, Two Can Anne! Have a piece of cake.
Love,
Anne
1 comment:
oh, corey! you're now preserved forever! like a bug in amber.
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