Looks like we got ourselves a new Andrew McCarthy for Mannequin III. Why did the guy not go out and buy himself his own mannequin so he's not charged for breaking and entering in search of the perfect plastic woman? Casual Corner was selling at least 50 of 'em in March during their Going Out of Business Sale. The guy could have had an entire harem of resin beauties for his enjoyment, whatever that may consist of (quite sure I don't need to know the details, though I I'm not saying I'm not a wee bit curious)...
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Maybe by breaking in and stealing the mannequinns he feels heroic, like he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a tower.
Or maybe he's just batshit crazy and prefers humping fresh mannequins.
I prefer the headless ones.
newblue, shrinks would have a field day with your fear of intimacy. perhaps you can find a headless shrink in your health plan.
Newblue could learn a lesson from Flakey Foont.
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