What if you were to wear those glasses and march into your old office to apply for a job?? They'll NEVER know it's you! And then you can totally punch the backstabber in the face, and then remove the glasses and say, "HA! It's ME, bitch!", and then run for the elevator and leave the room echoing with an evil laugh.
that place isn't that appealing. though they do have a great employee benefit policy that their director of human resources told me verbatim: "doesn't gyp you out of vacation days."
Doodle, 10/11/06
11 comments:
OMG, you both are too much. : )
she really does love you if she stands for so much abuse.
LOL You get nuttier by the day, and how that cat tolerates you is beyond me. Keep it up!
when are you returning to work Altman?
ask the backstabber who got me fired, teri. i simply don't know.
oh no, a backstabber's involved.
I still think we should start a fund for Anne to help her get Doodle her food and so she won't have to eat furry apples.
are the unemployment God's being helpful?
furry apples are nutritious AND delicious!
ps: fur cannot be digested
'Furry apples', is that some sort of euphamism, like bearded clam?
Wait! I'm getting an idea...
What if you were to wear those glasses and march into your old office to apply for a job?? They'll NEVER know it's you! And then you can totally punch the backstabber in the face, and then remove the glasses and say, "HA! It's ME, bitch!", and then run for the elevator and leave the room echoing with an evil laugh.
Or something.
that place isn't that appealing.
though they do have a great employee benefit policy that their director of human resources told me verbatim: "doesn't gyp you out of vacation days."
yay Berry! that's a good idea Anne. think about it. if you want some backup we're here for ya.
Best Groucho impostor this week!
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