I sure do. I feel right back in kindergarten:
"IF YOU STEAL CANDY, THE TERRORISTS WIN! AND IF YOU LEAVE YOUR CUBBY A MESS, IT WILL TURN INTO A HOTBED FOR TERRORISTS TO PLOT AND PLAN TO KILL AMERICANS! IT'S A SERIOUS ISSUE (insert smug weird giggle)"
I can't really convey the condescending upswing yelling tone, but I'm sure you're familiar with it. If you're not, today's press conference is a beautiful example.
You can catch more flies with yelling than you can with vinegar.
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I am such a glutton for punishment. I'm listening to this stroke speechifying right now. He says the same the over and over and over. My ears just started bleeding.
His condescending laugh is the worst. It's that, "Hey man, loosen up. It's a funny joke if you don't think about it so much" laugh. It's a laugh that says, "Of course I wanna beat your ass, but I'd never do anything about it here, with all these people watching."
Just shouted you out - I can't watch it. I will end up vomiting in my baby's lunch.
What a load of crappy crapulence. He has NOTHING to be condescending about. Every mannerism: his speech, his walk (or strut), his facial expressions, his wave, his laugh, his accent - everything - is fucking maddening. Learn how to fucking say peninsula, you cockmonger! It's not peninchula.
nooocloouer peninsheila.
"I know so many iraqi people have died. and this troubles me. and griefs me."
griefs me?
verbatim, kids. horrifying.
yeah i had the radio on at lunch and i heard the peninshular thing...
and then someone started asking him a question and he was like, "i must say i do like that suit, you look the best in the room"....who the fuck cares? answer the question! this is not project runway!
oh boy.
where to begin?
he's an ass. i hate the way he says things like the war on terrorism is the most simple concept in the world that even he gets it so he can't understand why the rest of the country and world don't understand.
I have been through some Presidents I thought were idiots but I have never been embarassed to be American before. Mike Tyson gives better speeches.
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