J. Crew just sent me, ME, an exclusive invite to a special sale! They, THEY, have asked me, ME, to spend money, MONEY, on them. Them!
Oh, J. Crew. You shouldn't have! Am I worthy to spend money on you? Thank you for the exclusive offer. I'm sure none of you, YOU, have been offered this same exclusivity, so I'll share, SHARE, just this once:
Exclusive J Crew Sale Opportunity for You You You!
2 comments:
Hey thanks! What did you do to get on J. Crews good side like that?
i must be bangin' the right crowd. the peacoat, striped scarf, cowl-necked sweater crowd.
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