Don't worry about the suction. As long as it's noisy and you intend to use it at 3am for the benefit of your clod-hopping upstairs neighbours, then all is right with the world.
You should have listened to that swarmy English guy who noticed that vacuum cleaners lose suction suck and invented the billion dollar vacuum that is really just a portable black hole. I tried vacumming my floor and ended up in the 5th dimention.
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What about the bath towels that don't get you dry?
Don't worry about the suction. As long as it's noisy and you intend to use it at 3am for the benefit of your clod-hopping upstairs neighbours, then all is right with the world.
You should have listened to that swarmy English guy who noticed that vacuum cleaners lose suction suck and invented the billion dollar vacuum that is really just a portable black hole. I tried vacumming my floor and ended up in the 5th dimention.
How can something both suck and blow at the same time?
paris hilton knows the answer to that.
And I thought Paris Hilton was useless all this time. Huh...
I don't understand Low Suck. Over here we have RAPID pain killing tablets. Which makes me wonder why you would buy the normal slower versions.
You know what dude, I'm just gonna chill on this headache for a while, let it take it's own time.
Or something.
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